Question #1:
isnt joyce meyer a just a blessing : ) !!!?
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Question #2:
So the contest (on my website) was to write a letter that makes fun of Twilight. I'm stuck on these four, which do you think should be the winner?
Dear Buffy,
We have a new assignment for you. His name is Edward.
Sincerely, K.
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
I'm sorry your fans are so obnoxious. Try using less glitter.
Sincerely, J.K. Rowling.
Dear God,
Please give us Heath Ledger back, we'll let you have Robert Pattinson.
Sincerely, Anonymous.
Dear Bella,
It's not going to work out between us. I've decided i'm really into werewolves, and well, let's face it, you're no Jacob.
Sincerely, Edward Cullen.
Question #3:
She is the author of the twilight series. I am in 9th grade lit and i need to do a biography on a gothic author.
She wrote the twilight series
Question #4:
BQ: What are some good books to get me back into the allure of the vampire as Stephenie Meyer sort of ruined it for me with her Twilight Saga?
Question #5:
Basically, they think all humans are demon spirits that are locked in meat cages. In order to escape these cages, they have to release stress. To release stress they like to kick puppies and nuke them in microwaves, because puppies are dirty animals don't have demon spirits. Scientologists worship the people who hunt unborn babies because they are sick. They typically think it is disgusting for one demon spirit to live in another demon, so they go around forcing abortions on men and women alike. Scientologists try to bring people back to the stone ages by having people confuse their names with "scientists" so they get advice from them instead.
How can you claim these people to be moral when they throw jewish school children into wells?
I saw a criminal gang of scientologists mug an old lady and steal her money.
Worst of all, they are Stephanie Meyer fans! They do not even like Harry Potter, and read Twilight because they are entranced by Edward.
Question #6:
Question #7:
Urban Meyer left Utah for Florida.
Question #8:
I wasn't sure but I luv her and I don't know if she's coming out with any more books
Question #9:
It is a recent problem for me. I was reading Midnight Sun and went back to finish it the next day and a message came up saying that internet explorer could not find the website.
Hmm.. Since everyone else seems to be able to view the site, I guess it's just my pc. Thanks to those who were helpful!
Question #10:
I'm doing a school project and I need three specific symbols from the book The Host, preferably tying in with the word Instinct, which is my key word. Any suggestions are greatly appreciated. Thank you.
Question #11:
I know it said indefinitely, but I am wondering if it is ever going to come out. Stephanie Meyer also said that she might write it when everyone forgot it. No haters please!! Thanks for all feedback in advance :)
Midnight Sun is Edwards version of Twilight for those who were wondering :)
Question #12:
Note: I've never wrote a script before and I just decided that my first one, should be about a mindless teen slasher. The movie is not suppose to be coherent and makes fun of all the cliches of a horror movie. It's INTENTIONALLY bad. So judge it on that:
Kelly: Alright Katy, what should we do first?
Katy: Watch Oprah
Kelly: We’re not watching a tyranny with a Destiny’s Child wanna-be haircut. Oh and Katy, you need a manicure desperately. Try to find Margaret Cho will ya.
**TV magically comes on**
News reporter: This is Danni, the ABC 7 News reporter and today, Friday the 13th makes its debut. If you are highly superstitious or have an intrigue in the unfortunate, we suggest you tune in. First of all, we advice that you beware of mirrors, ladders, cracks, and any other Friday the 13th superstitions. Erica Wachinski, from our out of the hood program, was found dead in her apartment after shattering a mirror. Thank you for listening and have a safe Friday the 13th.
**TV turns off**
Katy: Alright Kelly, I have to drown some kids in the pool
Kelly: Katy wait! Be careful in there!
Katy: What’s the worse that’s going to happen? Oh god, I just used a paint-by-numbers line taken out of every anti-climactic teen slasher. Just kill me now!
**Gets off of bed and enters the bathroom**
Katy: [sings “Party in the U.S.A.” while sitting on toilet”]
[stops singing and hears wind] “Who is that?” [Katy screams]
“Oh my god! I found my lip balm number two extra glitter gloss!”
Kelly: [calling from the bedroom]: Kelly, are you okay in there?”
Katy: [screams] “I NEED MY CONCENTRATION!”
Kelly: “For what, unsettling bowel movements?”
Katy: [screams] [lights turn off] “OH MY GOD! THE LIGHTS JUST TURNED OFF!”
Kelly: [saying sarcastically]: “Oh no! Katy! Get out of the bathroom!
Katy: [camera pans to the bathroom; Katy’s throat is shown slashed as she’s on the bathroom door and screams]
Kelly: [walks to the bathroom and screams] Oh my God! There’s my lip balm number two extra glitter gloss!” [takes it out of Katy’s sweater pocket] [looks at Katy] “Girl! That is not a good look for you!”
SCENE TWO: The setting is at George’s room
George: [goes to eharmony] Lindsay Lohan requested me? Do I look like a skeleton that has an alcohol fetish? DE-NIED!
**turns on TV and “Halloween” plays on**
George: Oh Jamie! That ain’t Michael Meyers! It Michael Jackson. You better run the heck out!
George: [hears a doorbell and walks to the front door] Wait a second! What if it’s a killer! I have to go to the kitchen and get a defensive cleaning implement! [goes to the bathroom and grabs a plunger and then walks back to the front door; Now the camera slowly pans on George reaching for the doorknob and then finally turns it and opens the door]
**Mary answers the door but George hits Mary in the head with a plunger thinking it’s a killer and Mary faints. George now realizes he hit Mary on the head**
George: Hey! She had that coming for twelve years!
[Mary wakes up]
Mary: Dad? What just happened?
George: You heard Miley Cyrus trying to sing “Time after Time”?
Mary: *faints again*
George: Oh well! She’ll wake up! [heads to the kitchen and starts daydreaming and wakes up in a California Gurls- type setting]
[George has a lollipop on top of his head, Has high-heels on made of fake Hershey bars, has liquorish as a belt, has cupcake wristbands, and a t-shirt made out of fake marshmallows, while lip syncing, stops before the chorus; George wakes up from sleep]
Mary: *heads to the kitchen and has a toilet plunger in her hand*
George: What are you looking at? [Mary knocks him unconscious with a toilet plunger]
Question #13:
I hope they do well.
after the game against Miami (OH), my heart sunk a little bit.
Florida has a ton of talent and play makers. They just need to pull it together on offense, and teach the center how to snap the ball. Do you think Urban Meyer will be able to pull the offense together for them to have a great season this year?
Question #14:
I am reading a book of Joyce meyer. I read joy is within us and the ability to love is within us. I am a new believer. I have a question: a very mean person like a serial killer does not have ability to love in within him. is it a sin for him to kill people?
thanks
Question #15:
I know she likes reading stuff like House of Night series, Stephenie Meyer, Cirque de freak series (i think its called that). She doesnt like typical cheesy romance books.
Any suggestions of what book to buy for her 17th birthday?
Thank you!
Question #16:
IDK, sounds like they may have had at least an ounce of freedom when the Mafia was able to just go in and turn it into a gambling, prostitution and drug vending mecca!
You may be on to something Matt D. They are all white, privileged males who do have ties to Europe. And of course, we all know that Socialism/Marxism is the easiest way to control the markets therefore control who you trade with. I can see that...
Con Nemesis...YOu would kiss Walter if you had him too. That isn't fondling..exagerator!
Question #17:
I want to know if the the corporate owned store that I patronize, such as Whole Foods or Fred Meyer or Jamba Juice, supports a certain candidate or organization.
Question #18:
I am looking for a Romance/Action type thing. Something similar to Vampire Academy.
The books I have read are:
The Vampire Academy Series <------More Like this
The Vampire Diaries <------Maybe
The House of Night<----Not the best but okay
The silver kiss<-----Really sad,but alright
The Immortal series<---Yes
Twilight Saga<-----Not really
I know that I haven't read a lot but I am planning to.So....that's why I need your guys help :)) I want something with writing like Richelle Mead's VA Series.Nothing Like Stephanie Meyers please.
Leave your opinion with the books please.I would really prefer a book that I can't put down and I have to keep reading it.
Question #19:
So, I'm sure those of you who have seen me around Y!A know that I'm 7teen and pregnant, 32 weeks to be exact. (: I'm really mature and responsible. People are so quick to judge me, but I'm really just a good kid that made a mistake. A mistake that I am taking full responsibility for. It doesn't mean that I don't believe in God. I've wanted to become a better Christian for a long time, and I tried going back to Youth Group tonight. Everyone eyeballed me, and one woman came up to me and told me that my child was an abomination. My old Sunday school teacher told me she never saw myself ruining my life.
Aren't Christians supposed to be loving and accepting, because that's what God would do? I never remembered any of them being so rude and judgmental. Real Christians would accept that I made a mistake and understand that I'm trying to do the best for my child and educate myself on my beliefs. Today, I learned that 98% of Christians are hypocrites. They say that they're so accepting and loving, they're not. They're more judgmental than ANYONE else.
I've decided to do my own version of church. I'm recording Joyce Meyer everyday and I'll bring my Bible in and study and do my devotional. I am extremely ashamed to be a part of a religion that is so judgmental and rude. I really am.
@Amelia: I am having a baby girl, little miss Olivia Claire. (: Thanks for everyone's support. I honestly didn't expect it! Thanks, so much.
Question #20:
So someone likes a book (Twilight) and you don't. Why must you verbalize it? Honestly, this is just as pointless as a religious war. You're trying to fight the opinions of others. What's the point of it?
To change their minds? Would that work? You know it wouldn't. I like Twilight. Not obsessively, but enough. And I can respect the opinions of those that don't share my own. Why can't you? Are you really so selfish? Really think about WHY you're bashing it.
Because Harry Potter is better? I'll agree with you there.
Because you don't like Stephenie Meyer's writing? There are worse writers out there, and the worse thing that you did was book their book down. I'll agree that J.K. Rowling is a thousand times better.
Because the characters suck? Fine, that's your opinion, and I won't disagree with you, but I ask that you keep them to yourself.
I want to know an actual, good reason WHY you decided to bash other people's opinions. This is just out of control. BEST ANSWER GOES TO THE MOST RATIONAL ANSWER.
Please, control the hate here, or I'll delete this post and assume you're all just narrow minded. I'm asking for a rational answer, not spam.
The thing about Edward being abusive and Bella being a bad role model isn't rational enough. I know a book about an old man who's trying to get with a kid, and a book about a woman who only cares about the sex she gets (even bestiality, and pedophilia, and that actually has the sex scenes to go with it.) But still no hate.
And the reason to keep an opinion to yourself, first...I asked for it. It's only polite. Secondly, those opinions hurt others. An opinion to like something is different than bashing because we're attached to the thing we like...bashers have no attachment, and so no feelings to hurt. Be more than human, is what I'm asking. Please.
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